“I just turned the gas ring on and thought it was on and wasn’t on for like five minutes, but look, I’m not used to cooking on all this. I’ll leave you to do it all.”
Then came the life advice, delivered with the confidence of someone who has been married for days: “Good advice for everyone, by the way, don’t cook, let your husband do it.”
Why were they eating steak on the floor?
The couple’s home is still waiting for furniture, so dinner had a slightly improvised feel. Despite Noah’s upgraded menu, Venezuela said they had to eat on the floor because they did not yet have proper seating.
“What a good husband I have,” she said. “I’m sitting on the floor because we don’t have seats yet and I don’t want to sit on the material ones and get steak juice on them.”
The caravan itself is far from bare-bones. The two-bedroom static home has an open-plan kitchen and living area, white walls, gold trim and a cream carpet, now apparently being protected from steak-related disaster. Sensible. Carpets do not forgive.
Venezuela captioned the post: “R first ever home, so proud of my Noah,” alongside photos showing more of the space.
Where are Venezuela Fury and Noah Price living?
The newlyweds are reportedly living on a traveller site in the East Riding of Yorkshire, three doors down from Noah’s mother. The site was formerly a potato field and sits inside a gated compound not far from Chesterfield, Derbyshire.
Their static caravan has been dubbed “The Manor House,” a name doing quite a lot of heavy lifting, though the home itself appears polished and modern.
The move also reflects traveller tradition, where a bride commonly leaves her family home after marriage and lives with her husband and his family.
For Venezuela, that means a major change of setting. She has moved out of her parents’ mansion and into a more modest home with Noah, though “modest” is doing some work here too, given the caravan’s finish and the family’s wider wedding spending.
What was the wedding like?
The shift into caravan life follows an extremely lavish ceremony at the Victorian Royal Chapel of St. John’s, close to the Fury family home.
Venezuela wore a bright white gown with a 50-foot train, with white Crocs hidden underneath as her father Tyson walked her down the aisle. The dress reportedly cost £40,000 and needed several bridesmaids to help move it around. Fortunately, she had 18.
The bridal party included:
- 13 children, among them three-year-old Bambi Fury
- Venezuela’s younger sisters Valencia, eight, and Athena, four
- Members of Noah’s family
- Five adult bridesmaids
Molly-Mae Hague, who was heavily pregnant, also attended with her partner Tommy Fury, Venezuela’s uncle. The pair arrived by private jet that morning.
The couple then headed to Marbella for their honeymoon, reported to have cost £30,000 and to have formed part of a large wedding gift from Venezuela’s parents.
How has Paris Fury responded to criticism?
The wedding drew criticism from some people because of the couple’s ages. Venezuela was 16 when she married Noah, who is 19.
Paris Fury defended her daughter and son-in-law, saying she did not see an issue with the relationship.
“Venezuela was 16 when she got engaged; I was 17 when I got engaged,” she said. “Me and Tyson have been together for 20 years, and we couldn’t be any happier. Our life is great, so all I can do is hope it’s the same for her.”
She added: “We don’t see the problem. If she’s happy, he’s happy, we’re happy, I don’t understand it at all. I don’t get the quotes and the things they say to me; all I can think is these people mustn’t have had very happy relationships.”
Reports have also said Tyson and Paris backed the couple with a £5 million wedding gift, on top of the £40,000 dress.
For now, the public version of married life is less chapel spectacle and more learning the gas hob. That may be the more revealing part anyway.
