Jeremy Clarkson’s farm update has delivered a blunt assessment of the harvest at Diddly Squat after weeks of punishing heat and little rain. Sharing a weather forecast on Instagram, the 66-year-old said his crop was “already f***ed” and added: “May as well just enjoy it now.”

The screenshot showed temperatures reaching 29C in Chipping Norton on August 9, remaining at 28C at 5pm, with another warm week ahead. For most people, that means uncomfortable sleep and renewed negotiations with an electric fan. For farmers, it can mean smaller crops, lower-quality produce and serious financial losses.

Clarkson bought the 1,000-acre Oxfordshire farm in 2008 and began running it himself in 2019. Since then, Diddly Squat has expanded to include a farm shop and pub, while Clarkson’s Farm has turned difficult harvests, planning disputes and livestock emergencies into popular television.